Thursday, April 12, 2007

Mortal Kombat sucking on the Wii

So you know, Mortal Kombat is going to SUCK on the wii.

In this Documentary by, They explore next generational button-mashing. As Mercy1.0 would attest, just the day before this was released, I was complaining about how inCREDibly terrible this is for gaming. Here's the Link:

Anyway, if you don't want to watch it, I'll summarize. They're trying to kill you. They're trying to rape your skillz. Instead of actually being skillful, you can now make masterful moves just by holding a button and swinging the controller around in a weird way. "Move the controller left and right to shoot a laser while holding B." That.... is bad. This is why I hate the Wii Controller. I enjoyed playing excite truck, but this is bad. bad bad bad. Now, instead of pressing "Down, forward, B", you just move the controller left, and then right.

So, you can envision it from this point on, fighting someone in Mortal Kombat on the wii, it will be something like this. Your friend will just hold b and swing the controller around violently and probably kick the shit out of you.

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